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March 25, 2011 1:08 am

Amoeba Will Eat Your Eyeballs

Amoeba Will Eat Your Eyeballs

November 14, 2007

Avril Lavigne – When You're Gone


The news has made you afraid of freak weather patterns, flesh-eating viruses, and the idea that every diner you’ve ever had apple pie in is probably a terrorist target. But they don’t often make you fear for your very eyeballs.

Fortunately, now we all know the consequence of inadequately sterilizing contact lenses: an amoeba creeping into your cornea and eating your goddamn eye. And yes, it does hurt like a bitch; that sound you hear is a nation clamoring for replacement bifocals.

Comments:

Great, now I have to bleach all my contacts.

Ye Gods!

Now I’m suspicious of my contact lenses.

 

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