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  • Jlo Does Her Best

    Jlo Does Her Best

    JLO Does Her Best September 7, 2007 Tina Turner – Simply The Best The best things about the new Jennifer Lopez video are the diva’s figure-flaunting outfits and her catchy dance moves. Other than that, the video falls flat. Lopez presents a strange array of imagery–from dance party to orgy, from girl-next-door to dominatrix. She seems to be trying out her wings with some form of absurdist aesthetic, but the images mesh together in such an incongruent, uneventful manner that, [...]

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  • Fun With Censor Bars

    Fun With Censor Bars

    Kool Savas – 40 Bars (x-lusive) What’s the best thing about nudity? It’s the, well, nudity, but if that has to be censored at least you can arrange the censor bars into totally awesome art. It’s the second-best thing to do with an orgy! Comments: where’s the uncensored version?!?! Haha, yeah really. haha yeah guys HIGH FIVE!!

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  • Oasis’ Lord Don’T Slow Me Down

    Oasis’ Lord Don’T Slow Me Down

    Oasis’ Lord Don’t Slow Me Down October 3, 2007 Lead Me Lord by Gary Valenciano This week, iconic 90’s British band Oasis released exclusively to the internet (if that’s even possible) the music video for their latest song ‘Lord Don’t Slow Me Down.’ Although the band hasn’t entirely left its classic sound behind, this video strikes out a bit from the songs that were overplayed on the radio ten years ago. Everything from the raw sound of the audio to [...]

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  • Flying Fingers

    Flying Fingers

    Flying Fingers October 9, 2007 Ultimate Flying Machine Most people who attempt guitar take up to thirty seconds just trying to position their fingers before picking out some wobbly, rinky-dinky notes. Not Yngwie Malmsteen. In this video, he shows off the scales going up and down, then he alternates at a speed that’s mind-blowing. If you’re discouraged, don’t feel bad; your guitar isn’t useless. You can roleplay as El Kabong. Comments: I like it when he pauses to critique himself, [...]

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  • Nerves Get To Eurovision Announcer

    Nerves Get To Eurovision Announcer

    Meet Jaana, Commentator and host from Finland The Swedish announcer for the Eurovision Song Contest, the international pop competition, has trouble getting his words out.

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  • ‘Get What You Want‘ Delivers

    ‘Get What You Want‘ Delivers

    ‘Get What You Want’ Delivers October 9, 2007 Evanescence-What You Want (New & HD) 2011. The new video for Australian band Operator Please’s ‘Get What You Want’ features enough provocative imagery to keep Freud busy for an afternoon. It’s  a surreal cartoon that follows the adventures of a restless hand, much like the Addams Family’s Thing with radioactive fingernails. The hand races through a gritty urban landscape splashed and drizzled with fluorescent shades of fuschia and yellow. Eventually it finds a mate to skuttle along with, so it’s [...]

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  • 5. Star Wars

    5. Star Wars

    Grocery Store Wars (2005) “Tell them motherfuckers ’bout this here Dark Side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!”

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  • The Boss Proves It All Night

    The Boss Proves It All Night

    The Boss Proves It All Night October 7, 2007 Bruce Springsteen – Darkness On The Edge Of Town – New York City Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band played the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia Friday night. Springsteen, whose current tour coincides with the release of his new album ‘Magic’, has recently exuded a politically conscientous reflectiveness. But at the Wachovia Center, the Boss gave fans an exciting whiff of the young, restless intensity of his ‘Darkness on the Edge of Town’ days, playing [...]

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  • Mute Math On Jimmy Kimmel

    Mute Math On Jimmy Kimmel

    Mute Math on Jimmy Kimmel September 20, 2007 Robert Pattinson on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1 Mute Math got their big break through their crazy, inspired backwards video for ‘Typical.’ So when the band got an even bigger break, the chance to perform on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ they decided to recreate the video on stage, in all of it’s windy, painted, backwards glory. Finally, a late-night performance that doesn’t make anyone go “I like that band, but they are kind [...]

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  • 4. A Drive-Through Order

    4. A Drive-Through Order

    These damn things became so big that Taco Bell actually took them back for its latest insipid ad campaign. This is one of the first ones—these guys were harassing McDonald’s employees way before it was cool.

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